The King Decides: King Dedede TF (Request)

Noah was walking along the street one day, minding his own business. He was your typical average guy, but he always seemed to be overpowered by others. At work and even around friends, he wasn't the decision maker very often, because his thoughts were either overshadowed or just ignored by everyone else. Needless to say, he wanted to be the highest authority for once. He just didn't know how.

That's when he found an odd looking store on the other side of the road called Accessorize Your Life. Looking inside, he recognized a lot of stuff in there! Might as well make his own decision here.

Walking inside, there was a man at the counter with green hair, yellow eyes, a curly black mustache, and a black suit with a glowing green tie.

"Welcome," he greeted, "call me Ama Jicmin. So what are you looking for today?"

"I don't know," Noah stated, "I'm just browsing. I want to have the final word on something I do, so I might as well do it at a store, I guess."

"Overruled by your friends I'm guessing?" Ama asked. "You sound familiar. Either way, I think I have just the thing."

Ama disappeared into the back for a few seconds, and came out with a giant hammer. Looking at it, Noah realized that it was actually a replica of King Dedede's famous hammer from the Kirby series.

"That's incredible," Noah admitted, "but what does it have to do with..."

"You want to be a leader?" Ama quickly jumped in, "You want to rule over your friends? What better ruler than a king?"

Noah shrugged off his quick talking and picked up the hammer... but damn was it heavy! He had to use two hands for it, and even then the hammer forced itself to be dragged!

"How much is it?" Noah asked.

"It's free!" Ama stated, "Just raise store awareness! Come back if you need to recollect yourself!"

Noah was still skeptical, but this was still one of the best replicas he'd ever seen of anything. Why not take it?

After a long drag home, Noah finally made it back. He decided to make himself dinner, but something was just tempting him to take the hammer with him. He didn't know what, but he listened to it.

Going into the kitchen, he remembered all the leftover pizza he had from yesterday afternoon. He pulled the box out of the fridge and found six slices left, which he decided to eat gradually.

He was going to toast the pizza, but then he remembered that one time his friend ate a piece cold and enjoyed it, so he decided to try it like that. It actually tasted really good! The slice went down fast, and hungry for more, he continued onto the pizza. Every slice was making him at least 20 pounds fatter, and his clothing was stretching out to fit his ever expanding stomach. Not only that, but there was air filling up in his lungs, which were expanding.

By the time he finished the pizza, hammer still in his hand, he was surprised he ate that much, but still hungry. He wasn't aware of the massive amount of weight he somehow gained. Looking back in the fridge, he had found ribs from last night. Once again, no time to heat it. Now, as he ate them, he was not only gaining massive weight, the rest of his body was changing. All of his hair was shrinking into his body. His arms hands were becoming much bigger. His legs were slowly shrinking in as his feet lost their toes and grew out dramatically, becoming orange. His height was increasing with his weight, so he didn't even notice his leg absence. By now, he was basically a massive blue ball of fat and air with a head, arms, and feet attached.

Somehow, he was still hungry. Kicking his loose pants off, he didn't have time to notice his waddling as he went into the cabinet and found all the snacks he kept there. He took out everything, and started shoveling it all into his mouth. Meanwhile, his neck was disappearing as his face was turning blue. His ears were also disappearing, although he could still hear. His eyes grew to massive size, becoming black, and his nose and mouth hardened and grew into a big but short beak. His teeth also disappeared, but it made no difference.

Now, his clothing started changing. His shirt, which was near breaking point, grew out dramatically and thickened. It became red, opened up in front, hung down at the sides and back, and gained a fluffy white lining, becoming a royal robe. A tan piece of clothing wrapped around his body, covering up his body, front to back, and tightening to stay attached. A red and yellow zigzag-patterned girdle-like band also formed around his stomach. Just when his hands were about to feel like penguin flippers, a pair of orange mittens formed on them. Finalizing the transformation has the formation of a red hat with a yellow rim and a white ball on top.

The transformation had finished. Noah had become King Dedede, and he was finally starting to feel full. Regaining his senses, he waddled to his room, feeling weird. Needless to say, he almost fainted when he looked in the mirror.

Looking at his hammer, he realized that Ama had this all planned. He was freaked out at first, but after remembering he could always come back to change back, Noah calmed down and admired what was done. The previously draggable hammer was now easier to carry, meaning he was much stronger now and would never again be overpowered by his friends.

After all, who would try to make decisions against a king?